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From Dave Barry's "Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need":
Before they let you into Europe, you have to pass through Customs, so that beady-eyed individuals can root
freely through your underwear looking for certain items that are strictly prohibited in Europe, such
as cold drinks and functional toilet paper. European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans
use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.
Countries I've visited:
- United States (all states except Alaska and Maine and maybe Rhode Island)
- Canada (only Vancouver Island, Toronto, and Ottawa)
- Mexico (only Tijuana, Ensenada, and the Cancun area)
- Anguilla
- Antigua and Barbuda (only Antigua)
- Bahamas
- British Virgin Islands
- Dominican Republic
- Grenada
- Guadeloupe
- Martinique
- Puerto Rico
- Saint Lucia
- Saint Martin
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
- Sint Maarten
- Trinidad and Tobago
- Turks and Caicos Islands
- US Virgin Islands
- Austria
- Belgium
- Czech Republic
- England
- France
- Germany
- Greece
- Turkey
- Hungary
- Ireland
- Italy
- Lichtenstein
- Netherlands
- Romania
- Spain
- Switzerland
- Vatican City
- New Zealand
- Peru
- Malta
- Denmark
- Sweden
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